After Midnight | Blink-182

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One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

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knitmeapony:

I love my skin!

Oh my god SO IMPORTANT SO SO SO IMPORTANT

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shaqsince95:

exilethepoet:

bodhiandsoul:


Bruce Lee

you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..

^

two fingers yo 

shaqsince95:

exilethepoet:

bodhiandsoul:

Bruce Lee

you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..

^

two fingers yo 

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kaizerinj:

supercatwarrior:

thegreylock:

It’s a fucking duel disc.

I CANT UNSEE THIS

Your need for a Mega Gallade+Salamence combo just tripled.

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grandegarlic:

loveandddrevenge:

amphetaheroin:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

what

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"Be there for others but never leave yourself behind."

Dodinsky (via forever-and-alwayss)

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tssfxx:

I sorta just found it on my phone

tssfxx:

I sorta just found it on my phone

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giveit-time:

mialayla:

deadlyvibes:

I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read

holy shit

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reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

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alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

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footballsexandalcohol:

to just cuddle up in bed with you and forget everything would be nice

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